I saw a funny picture the other day, that type that funny Nigerians (No other country's nationals could be doing this) and it was about women who say they want a man who handles money and opens doors, and yet they never consider dating conductors, and I am like 'Yes'! Why not! They handle money, (literally) and open doors too, what women really want in a man.
So I thought to myself, why not date a conductor! Oooh, I know right, but love is in the most unlikely places, and we could even open a classy conductor services company together. And besides, I love the way they dress, dirty white singlet and blue jeans roughly folded up, I think they popularised the ripped jeans! Their whole outfit simply tells you a story of a man who was probably born in unkind circumstance, who has made mistakes of his own, and has decided that somehow, he's not going to waste more time in sympathy from the world around him, but will make his money even if its in the roughest legal way!
I know they seem rough and unkempt, but then I ask again, oh yee reader, is there anything that the Lord cannot do? And it's about the smooth jumping in and out of moving busses, sorting out the delecate transactions of each passenger and their change Wow!. I can be the vassel to make a conductor clean up and become fresh, many girls will even start tripping for him, and thats my man. I've been with a student, a singer, a rapper, a photographer, a...(Why's the list getting long?)
Anyway, my point is why not try someone outside the league, after careful a consideration of who to go with among a mechanic, a car washer, a conductor, a brick layer, and a painter, I picked a conductor, usually I'd go for the driver because I like dealing with the head, but now I'm toning it down a little, finally something fresh and unexpected, in the paraphrased words of Shakespeare 'If a conductor be the person to give me love, then let the love flow! (You can follow me on Instagram and Twitter @JoleetaDiva)
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