PLAYERS (for humour)

To clear the air, I'm not a player. The most dangerous and deadly players should be footballers, midfielders to be specific, because they play, they dribble but never really score, they don't get you pregnant.

Strikers are good players too but they might score, get you pregnant and spoil the game. Let's not even talk about goal keepers, they should never play, they are meant to be married as soon as they are 18.

The second set people I think really play well are DJs. It's clear why I said that but I would explain.

You see, these people spin CDs around for a living, so imagine how easy it will be to spin women for pleasure, its in their blood, it is manufactured in their bone marrows, its what they do, its their way...I was in this deception too, just like you are now (I'm sure you see all the sense in what I just said) Well, turns out I am the greatest player I know!

. I did some soul searching yesterday and realized that the flirting I do with my speech, body, eyes, and basically being myself is playing. We all do. Why would I frown at a man who I want to get me a mosquito net for example? I'd smile, wink and just be awesome for him.

 I've masterd this art, its now a part of me, and I'm not even ready to stop, let's be real, we are all players, I've hardly met a guy who said he's in a relationship, they're all single, and whatsup with the smooth talking, fancy dinners, and telling her how much you earn...? And sometimes I play around, pretending to be single too, but we all know I'm not. Player!

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