HOW TO LOOSE A GIRL

The look was intense, it was fierce, he was piercing through my soul, I didn't like it, but I found it exciting, I loved it. He pulled closer to me, I tried to give back that same look he was giving me, but I couldn't, actually I didn't want to, I didn't want him that bad. But he wanted me, oh he wanted me so badly he allowed me pee in his office, inside a bottle, and some dripped on the floor, I'm sure his colleagues came to work the next day having no clue, someones food probably dropped on my pee and they picked it up and ate. Intense.

But we were in my room now. Then with his face an inch close to mine he asked, "How long is your period?" What? I thought he was going to ask for my bank details.
'Five Days' I answered. He smiled, he said "That means you're very fertile, you can have children?" Really? Dude you aint even considered on my side! This man is full of annoying surprises, one of which I'd deceiving himself.  That was a very disqualifying move, how can a contestant audition a judge?
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