THE NIGHT LIFE

New York, Paris, London,  name them all, the biggest cities in the world have among their common characteristics cut-throat hustle, tall buildings, millionaires, single mothers, beautiful girls and of course whores. Lagos city is no exception to these characteristics. With an estimated population of 21 million people living in this iconic city, there are bound to be whores in Lagos, its one of the oldest professions on earth, so much so that the question is no longer "are there whores in Lagos?", it is now "is there any girl in Lagos who isn't a whore?". The answer is "Yes, there are", but where are they? Banky W has been looking for love in Lagos for about a decade now and he still hasn't found it, despite the fact that he is a fine boy with millions of naira at his disposal, and fame to ice the cake, so many hoes but no love.

MY EXPERIENCE

I sat on the white couch of the exhotic club, that was my first time in a Lagos club, and I had my pocket full of curiosity waiting to be satisfied. first curiosity was what the club would look like, would it be different from what I've been seeing in Jos? no it wasn't different, but the people were. the girls that sat next to me were quick to rush to the dance floor as soon as a set of men walked in. the one with the fattest ass was the first to be picked, then the less fatter booty was next and so it went on in descending order. Ass shaking was the never fading hit dance, the men glued their fronts to the asses and sprayed some cash when a spot was brushed upon with the ass or boobs. In a few minutes, the first girl left  to the bathroom hand in hand with her dance partner, I don't want to jump into any  conclusions of what went down in the bathroom but when they came out, the man was adjusting his zipper and her make up was very sweaty...maybe its just the weather.

While I observed, the man I was dancing with sprayed me some cash, then whispered in my ears the following haunting words "how much for the night?",my respiratory system froze, I could not breath, I needed some water. "excuse me", I ran to the bathroom, unfortunately there was a more disgusting sight, a girl had thrown up in the sink. I pretended to still be calm, this is Lagos right?. "hey" a soft feminine voice said, I turned, she was an angel in black, a beauty beyond compare, thin, bold eyes and the most perfect smile. "I've been watching you back there, I came in here because of you" she said. "okay.." I replied rather curiously. "are you here with someone?" she asked.
"No"
"Can I take you back to my place tonight?"
I was taken aback by that polite yet scary request.
"oh, sorry, I'm here with someone"
I quickly replied,
"gosh...ok, can I have your number? you're so pretty"
she had this adorable look in her eyes, like a cat, a white cat, but I wasn't about to let that fool me"
"excuse me", I politely said and left the bathroom, back in the club, my costumer had found a new costumer, to my greatest delight.
just as I sat down on the chair, relieved from the pricing sessions of the night, a manly voice said in my ears "I want you for the night, I'll give you seven thousand"
at least he spoke good English...I"m arra here mehn.