Its not yet time to take the vows but its time to start knowing who I'm gonna be stuck with for the rest of my beautiful fabulous life. I feel like the person's profession matters since it determines his attitude, his time, and financial status (We all know finance is a factor) so here are some jobs I considered.
An Athlete. You see I like the idea of dating and marrying an athlete, he gets a lot of money, he's definitely hard working to have such a physical profession, the sex is gonna be great because he's physically fit, and he'll never have the pot belly I hate so much. That being said, the man RUNS for a living, he can decide to run out of my life at anytime while I'm singing my throat for him. Nopes!
A soldier...With all due respect, Nopes. A musician... Naaa, been there, done that, he will always have a trail of girls and artistically lure me back into his arms...sweet but no! A football player! Yessss! He knows his way around life, he dribbles for a living and he's fit too, but not a striker, I want just two kids and he is paid go score goals, kindly do the math, he's gonna score more than two goals in me..so Maybe I'll get down with a striker! It's going to be considered.
Or maybe I should just marry YOU!
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An Athlete. You see I like the idea of dating and marrying an athlete, he gets a lot of money, he's definitely hard working to have such a physical profession, the sex is gonna be great because he's physically fit, and he'll never have the pot belly I hate so much. That being said, the man RUNS for a living, he can decide to run out of my life at anytime while I'm singing my throat for him. Nopes!
A soldier...With all due respect, Nopes. A musician... Naaa, been there, done that, he will always have a trail of girls and artistically lure me back into his arms...sweet but no! A football player! Yessss! He knows his way around life, he dribbles for a living and he's fit too, but not a striker, I want just two kids and he is paid go score goals, kindly do the math, he's gonna score more than two goals in me..so Maybe I'll get down with a striker! It's going to be considered.
Or maybe I should just marry YOU!
Instagram @JoleetaDiva
Yeah. Nice idea. Marry me.
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