Sunday, 27 March 2016

HOW TO LOOSE A MAN


                                                              HOW TO LOOSE A MAN



Its not easy to find good men out there these days. In some religious books it says that a time shall come when seven women will be married to one man just to bear his name. Legendary men like Bob Marley had kids with seven different women, 2 Baba about three, and of course our own Legendary Fela Kuti married about 27 women in one day.(No wonder they're legends) With men predicated to one day be so scarce, some women still want to loose their present men, and I'm here to give some steps to that, some women also desperately need to loose some annoying toasters. This will come in handy. Call yoursisterss, neighbors and girlfriends, you never know who wants to loose a man.


1. The first and most effective way to loose a man is to ask him for Money. The
 Bible says "Money answers all things" and it will answer your deep rooted desire to loose a man. I learned this from my cousin two years back. I was complaining to her about a trailer of men asking me out and I just could not get rid of them, and she wisely led me to this huge secret. When you ask a man for money, he will instantly avoid you, maybe even stop picking up your calls and calling you. If he gives you the money, you must collect it and ask again, if he doesn't, you would have successfully lost him. (Don't be too demanding on a man you love or in a relationship, he is not your father and you should try to take care of yourself)

2. Have a Hot friend.
 This point is in close competition with  asking for money, and its very risky if you love the guy. Not only would you loose the guy, you'll loose him to another woman who is your friend and hot. Not all men will be in a relationship a woman who is beauty with no brains but a large number will fall for her, she will capture their attention and capsize their ship. So if you want to loose your man, have a hot friend, your chances will skyrocket!

3. Be a Runz Girl.
To get it clear, a "Runz Girl" is a girl, mostly between the age of 19 and 29, who sleeps with older men who are mostly married, for financial benefits which is popularly known as "Thanks for Coming". Being a runz girl will attract a long queue of men to you, but they will be mostly married and those who are single just want to hit your V and probably your cash and run. You can pretend to be  a runz girl. This is strongly frowned upon.

4. Invite him to where you will be with your official man.
You must be classy about this and deliberate too. Invite him to an event where your man will be, and be sure to cuddle up with your man, display some affection in public and be sure this guy is looking...even if he pretends not to be staring at you guys,  all his attention is on you. This is rather mean, but it will drive your point home.

5. Tell him he has bad breath. Most men who are too persistent actually have bad breath so this is not far from the truth.  Tell him this and he is running out of your space.

6 Tell Him.
Men can be stubborn and persistent, but the best thing to do when you want to break up or get rid of a toaster is to tell him, instead of giving him a passive aggressive behavior, its not fair to him or yourself. If he refuses to stop, then you can implement some of the drastic measures mentioned above, or just ignore him.










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