8 THINGS ABOUT MEN

8 Things about men.

Floyd Mayweather
1. They all have little boys in them. Now besides the little boy that we all know and love, there is also the little boy, the child, the baby, the ungrown person, the one who doesn't know how to keep clothes back in the wardrope, the one who doesn't know how to save money or invest it, the one who's ego doesn't allow him to say sorry, yes, that's the child, that's the little boy, and as long as they have balls packed up in their pants or just hanging, they all have it, they are it.

2. They all act the same. Forget

 that thing that Igbo boys are proud and pompous, Igbo boys are cool, there's really nothing wrong with them. it's actually a Men's thing. A man is three letters E G O. All men are proud and pompous, and it has nothing to do with being Igbo or not, they talk on top of their voices and order you around when they have money, and guess what, they all say women are the same. No matter the age or experience, they still feel women are always late for events, disrespectful and don'tmakee sense, How shallow right, well, I have earlier said they are kids so, do the math.

3. Every Man wants to have sex with you.

If you've had some fence areas where you disagreed with me on the other points, I'm sure you are nodding agama style right now. Have you ever heard a man say 'I separate business from pleasure'? Throw it out of the window as fast as possible, that's a very dangerously harmful life that can lead you straight to ... As long as he is male, he wants to sleep with you. They might have good intentions for you, but for somw reason, I can't explain, they still would not mind hitting it a couple of times. Whether he says it or not its his choice and it doesn't change that fact, and most times they say it, its just in them, and isn't that just sad?

4 The word and person 'Woman' is a close and almost official synonym to 'Weak' Isn't it just crazy that in this age an time, some men still think that? I'm not gonna say more about this point because its simply unimaginable...but wait. A person who averagely starts mensurating at 13, (mostly comes with pains), gives birth through painfully pushing a baby out of that tiny hole, ...is weak, OK.

5 Men are overly soft. Very interesting one right here. Get an eraser and erase the images of men with muscles and six packs (Which looks amazing by the way), they are actually soft like cotton, even though they can flare up like cotton on fire. They are quite easy to get to, whether its to offend them or deceive them. (Ref. Bible) They just need you to say it at the right time and place, if you succeed in selling your point a man's friend, the man is definitely going to buy it. Soft mofos, but always forming hard and stuff, they are very breakable except if they have a woman behind them.

6. They are builders and destroyers.
How much sense does it make to work for 30 stressful days, get paid on the thityfirst day, and spend every thing that night with friends? Doesn't make sense right? I knew this didn't make any sense.

7. Men cannot fly. Contrary to popular belief by some men and women, men cannot fly. This was explained to us by a flynacologist Joleeta who studied at Harvard. She explained that men are human beings not birds, super man, bat man or spider man, they are human beings who have goals, challenges fears and all other emotions, they are just good at suppressing them, therefore women should stop over-depending on men financially, emotionally and otherwise. Women should also stop trying to be like men because they are unique beings as women and they are only limiting themselves by trying to be like men.

8. A man is who he wants to be.

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